Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But then I repeat myself.
In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
A grateful heart is a beginning of greatness. It is an expression of humility. It is a foundation for the development of such virtues as prayer, faith, courage, contentment, happiness, love, and well-being.
I stopped making cartoons of politicians, after cartoons became politicians.
If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
We hang the petty thieves & appoint the great ones to public office.
A government big enough to give you everything you want is strong enough to take everything you have.
What this country needs are more unemployed politicians.
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
The government is like a baby's alimentary canal, with a happy appetite at one end and no responsibility at the other.
