Mature Jokes

Banta told his wife, Preeto, I am sick and tired of being poor, I am going to work overseas. So, he took off to Africa. A few years later, he returned. As he approached his house he got stunned with...

Preeto went to the doctor's office for a check-up. The doctor took a blood sample and told her to return in one week for the results.
One week later, she and her husband returned to the doctor's office...

Preeto went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from knee pains.
'Do you indulge in any activity that puts a lot of pressure on your...

On her wedding night, Preeto went up to Banta, 'Since we're married now, we can arrange our sex life like this...

'Doctor, I think my son has gonorrhea,' Santa told his urologist on the phone. 'The only woman he's screwed is our maid.'
'Ok, don't be hard on him. He's just a...

Banta and Preeto got married and celebrated their first night together doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, but with the lights off.
Morning came, Banta went to the bathroom but...

Banta has nothing to do all day except play with himself, gets very down and hard on his luck, so he finally decides to consult a palmist regarding his...

Santa, Banta and Ramta were driving down a country road when their car broke down. Luckily, they were near a farm. They went to the farmer, and asked if they could spend the night...

A young farm girl answers the door and sees Santa.

Girl, 'My father isn't home, but I know what you want and I can help you. You want our bull to service your cow. Well, my father charges...

'Mommy, what's that long thing on the elephant?' he asked.
'That's the elephant's trunk, dear,' she replied.
'No, not that. What's that long thing that's hanging between...